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Purses Repurposed. Pots!

Posted in Repurposed!, Store News & Stories on July 7, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Customer: I need a purse.
Me: You have four there.
Me again, as he hoists a dozen more onto the counter: How come? What are you going to do with them all?
Customer: Gonna tear out their linings to find all the cash the old girls hid in there.  You know how women are.
Customer again, seeing his wife [...]

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Wait, what are those Fore!?

Posted in Jumble Likes, Repurposed!, Store News & Stories on June 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Customer: Have any golf clubs?
Me: A few–they’re all lefties, though.
Customer: Right or left, doesn’t matter.  I need two with the longest handles you have.
Me, trying to imagine the enormous, ambidextrous duffer she might be married to: OK, they’re right here.
Customer, taking two long-handled irons: Great! These’ll be perfect for stirring my firepit!

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